They will bum down their houses and piss in the oceans. This time your Sims have washed up on a tropical island Help them make a. The plot will circulate around a group of Sims castaway-ed on a deserted island. They will be incapable of making toast without first celebrating peeling a slice of bread from the loaf. The Sims Castaway Stories is the third game (and maybe the last game) in the game series, The Sims Stories, developed by Maxis and EA Games. There's no opportunity to work things out for yourself, no sense of discovery or exploration to be had, and very little satisfaction in proceeding through the setin-stone storyline.īy peddling this sort of single-minded crud to children EA are creating a new generation of absolute morons who won't be able to think more than one step ahead of themselves. Instead it's a dull, interactive movie, punctuated only by your guided clickingsand inexorable groans. For instance, this could've been a brilliant survival game in which you were left entirely to your own devices, forced to figure out how living on an island worked. That's a shame, because despite every Sims game defecating on my optimism in ever larger amounts, there's a part of me that thinks they might produce something worthwhile again. Every step of every action is clearly dictated for you -from finding a hatchet, to feeding an orangutan, to adopting that ape as a pet and giving it a job - there's little freedom to be had on your island refuge.
GAMES LIKE THE SIMS CASTAWAY STORIES MAC OS X
A port to Apple Mac OS X was released on June 13, 2005. It was first released on Septemfor Microsoft Windows. It is the sequel to the best-selling computer game, The Sims, which debuted on February 4, 2000. The house building and character creation has been done away with in favour of a rigid storyline built around The Sims 2s interface. The Sims 2 is a strategic life simulation computer game developed by Maxis and published by Electronic Arts. This is the third Stories title in the series, continuing the tradition of taking you by the hand with bone-crushing firmness and leading you down a linear path of objectives. Example Output: The Sims Castaway Stories vSimsCS.0.3 ReleaseSRT Configuration aging onoff - Turns aging on or off for all. Is it eating it in a suggestive manner? Or something even more crude? It's a cheeky mystery. boolprop controlPets truefalse - makes pets controllable, just like normal (human) sims NOTE: default false (0) (and yes, you can have pet Hyenas in the game) gameVersion Outputs the version of the Game. As well as this, when you hand an ape a banana it retreats into a bamboo thicket, squats, and commits an act that must be obscured by a pixelated box of censorship. So this game advocates pissing in the ocean - the most fiendishly feral thing a human being can do. I liked that it combined character creation with scavenging, exploring, and needing to manage your character’s needs to survive. Metacritic Game Reviews, The Sims: Castaway Stories for PC, This time your Sims have washed up on a tropical island Help them make a new life in an unexplored paradise in this easy-to-play, laptop. A Nice Touch in The Sims Castaway Stories, when you swim in the ocean, not only does your hygiene bar increase, but so does your bladder bar. Games like The Sims 2: Castaway I loved The Sims 2: Castaway as a kid.